cas: "a few days ago at ruby rose i saw this vintage paint-by-number in a frame and it was so rad. we should do paint-by-numbers and then hang them in our house. the irony would be awesome since we both can paint."
(cas waits expectantly for response...)
ian: [note positive and cheerful intonation in the tone of voice] "that sounds amazing. i think we should do paint-by-numbers this weekend!"
how could you not love that.
so this weekend, we'll be painting-by-number.
we already went and picked them out.