One time in third or fourth grade I was in the little boys room and in a moment of inspiration from the movie “Ghostbusters” a buddy and I were “crossing our streams” between the urinals. The janitor walked in and yelled at us, and in my nervousness I spun around and accidentally peed on his foot. He yelled, “your recess is mine!!!”
Sure enough I spent every single recess for the next week or two in the office staring at a wall.
The end
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