January 20, 2011

storytime with ian

One time in third or fourth grade I was in the little boys room and in a moment of inspiration from the movie “Ghostbusters” a buddy and I were “crossing our streams” between the urinals.  The janitor walked in and yelled at us, and in my nervousness I spun around and accidentally peed on his foot.  He yelled, “your recess is mine!!!” 

Sure enough I spent every single recess for the next week or two in the office staring at a wall.

The end

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